After a hectic workday usually, men visit strip clubs to unwind. They enjoy watching striptease performances, drinking the best alcohols, and eating tasty delicacies. Unfortunately, some men make errors and turn a memorable experience into a horrible one, which they hope to forget.
Before you visit the Dallas gentlemens club there is some unspoken protocols and rules that can help you maximize your enjoyment. It will enhance your possibilities of having a fun time with the performers and leave the club with your iPhone, self-respect, and money intact.
Losing your phone
The smartphone is very valuable not because of its price but there are many important photos and details stored in it. All the strippers are not honest and there are so many that you cannot blame someone if it goes missing with important pictures in it. Phones can be purchased, but the memory that got lost cannot.
Lap dance glitches
Lap dances are great but the guy who has the habit of keeping their iPhone in front pockets needs to be careful. Even with lock screens or pattern locks the stuff can fail. Just imagine, during a lap dance when her butt moves erotically in your pocket and the phone gets connected to your wife or girlfriend. Listening to the heavy breathing coming from the opposite side can give your spouse or partner a horrible moment. Later, when you meet them the scenario will be worse.
A lap dance is cool, where you need to lean back and relax. Don’t get so lost in the moment that you fall asleep. A good stripper will slip an ice cube to keep you awake but not-so-honest one will allow the clock to run. This lap dance nap may cost you $20 to $30 that lasts for only four minutes. Imagine who falls asleep around naked ass and tits moving erotically around!
Wearing wrong trousers
Jeans are very thick and abrasive material. It is not a friendly option for a lap dance. If you believe that wearing thin pants without underwear enhances sensation, you are in trouble! It is seen as unsanitary, so avoid this. Khaki pants are not abrasive, but not sleazy-thin.
The pants are loose around his crotch when compared to jeans. The dancer knows when you don’t wear undergarments and she may walk away with the money without offering a lap dance. You may lose money and possibly be thrown out feeling embarrassed if you create a scene!
Make sure to enjoy a happy lap dance!